June 2013
“Never go full raccoon”
—Erik about Arlen
House boats 2k13: Wreck their shit!
This year I had so much fun with the women of UCD Swim team and the men of UCD Tennis at first i thought it was gonna be really awkward because I was one of two people that wasn’t on a sports team for Davis but they were so welcoming and it was awesome
So lets start with the notebook:
“If she’s snoring does that mean she is breathing”
— Random Drunk Alpha Sig
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* Second day on the boat*
Eric: Whats that early morning song?
Bridget: Oh the one that goes ‘Shots, Shots, Shots, Shots, Shots, Shots, Everybody’
Eric: No
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Adam: Wanna see my dick!
Bridget: NO!
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Bridget: Should I take my (bikini) bottoms off
Spencer/Eric: NO
Everyone else: (Silence)
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Devon: OMG look at the cute duck!
Haliey:….. it wants something
*Sketch duck follows us for the duration of the trip*
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“We are not cock blockers, we are cock encouragers”
—Sam
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*Bridget making out with Adam*
“Ugh oh gosh I wanted to wait until 5!”
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*Water Polo boys watching bridget dance on a boy*
“That’s gotta be some kind of rape”
—Tyler Elliot
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*Talking about how A-lane met his girlfriend*
“She bought me a loaded potato griller and I knew it was meant to be”
—Alane
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*Bridget whips out corn for dinner*
“There are vegetables on our boat?!”
—Eric
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Awards:
Biggest shit show: Bridget
Biggest Flirt: Bridget
Bestest friend: Lilly/Carly
Best Trap-spotter: Hailey
Best Swimsuit: Devon
Favorite Freshman: Adam
Best Picture:
Other shit:
Soooo basically we ran out of alch on the 2nd day so I spent the rest of the time stealing handles from other boats… mainly alpha sig jk not really but ahem…….really
Again on the 3rd day I got sick at around 4p.m. Sam and Bridget were there are took cake of me before shit got real and I ran across the island to Elizabeth and Elli on Safeboats before I couldn’t walk anymore. Followed by hours there and speed boat to land and hospital in redding yayyyyyy! But overall I had so much fun and might think about doing it again! Also really happy I didnt go on the Alpha Sig boat.
Houseboats Regrets:
- Not bringing heating pad
- not bring Smirnoff Ice again…
- Not having Jeff and Tyler on our boat earlier
- Not bringing enough hard alch
- More redbull!
- Handle pulls on the 3rd day
- Body Shots at 10am— never again!
