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June 2013

Jun 18, 20135 notes
#rip #friends
“Never go full raccoon” —Erik about Arlen
Jun 18, 2013
#full racoon
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Jun 16, 20133,514 notes
House boats 2k13: Wreck their shit!

This year I had so much fun with the women of UCD Swim team and the men of UCD Tennis at first i thought it was gonna be really awkward because I was one of two people that wasn’t on a sports team for Davis but they were so welcoming and it was awesome 

So lets start with the notebook:

“If she’s snoring does that mean she is breathing”

— Random Drunk Alpha Sig

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* Second day on the boat*

Eric: Whats that early morning song?

Bridget: Oh the one that goes ‘Shots, Shots, Shots, Shots, Shots, Shots, Everybody’

Eric: No

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Adam: Wanna see my dick!

Bridget: NO!

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Bridget: Should I take my (bikini) bottoms off

Spencer/Eric: NO

Everyone else: (Silence)

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Devon: OMG look at the cute duck!

Haliey:….. it wants something

*Sketch duck follows us for the duration of the trip*

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“We are not cock blockers, we are cock encouragers”

—Sam

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*Bridget making out with Adam*

“Ugh oh gosh I wanted to wait until 5!”

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*Water Polo boys watching bridget dance on a boy*

“That’s gotta be some kind of rape”

—Tyler Elliot

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*Talking about how A-lane met his girlfriend*

“She bought me a loaded potato griller and I knew it was meant to be”

—Alane

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*Bridget whips out corn for dinner*

“There are vegetables on our boat?!”

—Eric

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Awards:

Biggest shit show: Bridget

Biggest Flirt: Bridget

Bestest friend: Lilly/Carly

Best Trap-spotter: Hailey

Best Swimsuit: Devon

Favorite Freshman: Adam

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Best Picture:

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Other shit:

Soooo basically we ran out of alch on the 2nd day so I spent the rest of the time stealing handles from other boats… mainly alpha sig jk not really but ahem…….really 

Again on the 3rd day I got sick at around 4p.m. Sam and Bridget were there are took cake of me before shit got real and I ran across the island to Elizabeth and Elli on Safeboats before I couldn’t walk anymore.  Followed by  hours there and speed boat to land and hospital in redding yayyyyyy! But overall I had so much fun and might think about doing it again! Also really happy I didnt go on the Alpha Sig boat.

Houseboats Regrets:

  • Not bringing heating pad
  • not bring Smirnoff Ice again…
  • Not having Jeff and Tyler on our boat earlier
  • Not bringing enough hard alch
  • More redbull!
  • Handle pulls on the 3rd day
  • Body Shots at 10am— never again!
Jun 16, 20131 note
#house boats #houseboats #hb2k13 #UC Davis
Jun 16, 201396,396 notes
Jun 16, 2013861 notes
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Jun 15, 20132 notes
#alumni #graduation
Jun 15, 201311,820 notes
Jun 15, 201354,881 notes
When I see a girl fight about to break out at a bar

whatshouldbetchescallme:

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Jun 15, 2013148 notes
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