January 2011
“We have OLD RECIPE four Loko!”
– Jeri
December 2010
Dear Girl in my Philosophy
Who asked “Was Rodney King that one Boxer”……………. PLEASE CULTURE YOURSELF!
(Blast from the past: Phi 5)
Dear Girl in my Philosophy
Who asked “Was Rodney King that one Boxer”……………. PLEASE CULTURE YOURSELF!
(Blast from the past: Phi 5)
Modern Family: SCREAMING MATCH
Pre-text: Haley wants go to party instead of studying for the SAT's
*This entire phrase is SCREAMED at the top of their lungs*
Haley: Why do you have to be such a psych0o0o0o control freak?
Claire: Oh, you know what? Just for that you are grounded one week!
Haley: Oh, that's good parenting!
Claire: Okay, two weeks! Want to double it? Keep talking!
Haley: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!
Claire: Fine! Four weeks! Foooooooooooooooooooour!
Haley: Double it again and make it ten weeks!
Alex: Oh my god! Do you not hear how much you need to study?!
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“You can’t cryogenically freeze the racisim away”
– Casey
“Not everything has to have a purpose…. Some things are just good for your...”
– Ant Judy (Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century)
“Not everything has to have a purpose…. Some things are just good for your...”
– Ant Judy (Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century)
“A Bally Bounce………A bouncy Dara!”
– Francis Smith
“A Bally Bounce………A bouncy Dara!”
– Francis Smith
“No one can get close enough to stop missing you [Eric]”
– Chrissy
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“Moral of the Giving Tree: you give you, stump!”
– Rachel
“I am coming out to you guys, I’ve started greying! I’ve been trying...”
– Josh
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“I hope I see this girl! SO I CAN MAKE A CITIZENS ARREST!”
– Larissa
“Dangggg you on a MISSON to get yo hair pulled!”
– Heather to mimi
“Everybody gets ONE and you have had yours…”
– Sarah (talking to me)
“Eric if you don’t come see me when I do finally see you we are ganna have...”
– Kaja :)
i kant speil
leaf wit dat
fuckyeahdisneychannelsongs:
It’s On - Camp Rock...
fuckyeahdisneychannelsongs:
It’s On - Camp Rock...
Eric and Sarah re-evaluate their lives: Part 2
Eric: Oh my god... what am I going to do with my life?
Sarah: The question is, what am I going to do with MINE?
Eric: What are you talking about? You're a SOC major!
Sarah: Ohhhh, right. So obviously I MUST be guaranteed at career! And as a back-up, I have ENGLISH! I can't lose!
Eric: Rachel was saying she wanted to be an English major. But then she didn't because she'd have to be a teacher and live in a box.
Sarah: So does that come with the degree? For free? Like if you walk into the advising office--
Eric: Yep. Fo' free! "Hey, here's my diploma. As you can see, I'm an English major." "Oh! Here's your free box!"
(later)
Eric: Sarah... we're JUNIORS. Next year, we're gonna be SENIORS.
Sarah: ...We just had this conversation. Like five minutes ago. Where were you?
Eric: And the only people cooler than us... will be the super seniors. And the only people cooler than them... will be the SUPER super seniors.
(pause)
Eric: I'm gonna be one of those people, Sarah.
Sarah: Oh, fuck that shit. I'm not doing that.
Eric: Eight years of college.
Sarah: Have fun. I'll be in my box.
Eric and Sarah re-evaluate their lives: Part 1
Eric: It's just always been a dream of mine to become an Apple Genius...
Sarah: What, just so you could go around saying that you're an Apple Genius?
Eric: OBVIOUSLY!
(minutes pass)
Eric: (looking at Apple Genius certification requirements) Wow... this is like... an entire school in itself...
Sarah: Eric, let's focus on one thing at a time, okay? Like, maybe try to get your Bachelor's degree first, and THEN worry about becoming an Apple Genius.
Eric: ...Oh my god... what am I doing? I HAVE a school.
Sarah: Yeah. You do.
Eric: ...And what do we have to show for it? Two years of college, and a BILL.
Sarah: Colleges should have a checkpoints... like in a video game, when you get halfway? And then if you die... you can always come back to it!
“DROP the attitude Harry Potter, you’re acting like Garfield on a Monday”
– AVPM
“DROP the attitude Harry Potter, you’re acting like Garfield on a Monday”
– AVPM
“I like filling the bathtub with cocoa butter and getting down in there, it feels...”
– Tommy
Real Life.... haha
When I see couples like:
On the outside I’m like:
But on the inside I’m like:
ANNOYING EVERYDAY SOUNDS →
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Modern Family: Every gay Father's worst...
Mitchell: Well her first words were every gay fathers worst nightmare......
Cameron: *SOBBING* Mommy....
5 tags
“Being “Street Smart” is just an excuse stupid people have because...”
– Britian
“Were gonna get Drunk and take Classy pictures”
– Andy Le
“Were gonna get Drunk and take Classy pictures”
– Andy Le
“Something about small boys in tuxedos just gets me”
– Rachel
Chipotle
Dad: What! I make better burritos than your precious Chipotle!
Eric: Woah Dad! Let's not say things we can't take back...
Dad: Yeah your right, that chipotle makes a mean burrito
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“College life is just having random promiscuous sex with vagabonds”
– Wolfie Trausch
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“College life is just having random promiscuous sex with vagabonds”
– Wolfie Trausch
“Sarah. You have a smile on your face, and I don’t like it. STOP IT.”
– Eric (over iChat)
“Life is fleeting
and living for other people
and denying yourself from living...”
– Wolfie