February 2011
January 2011
“I mean, it’s one thing if you get snappy with someone in your pledge class, but...”
– Abbra (via broadwayninja)
“Making our relationship a fish? What…..a fish does not equal official”
– Josh
“Judaism and sickle cell are the same thing”
– Eric
“Wearing argyle is like a club, when you wear it everyone wants to show you...”
– Daniel Jordan
The truth is...
Rachel: and the truth is, I think his father embarrasses him!
Eric: Story of my life
Travis and Rachel: DON'T EVVVVVVVVVVVVEN
Things to keep in mind...
Pecking order so, KNOW YOUR RANK!
Wanna make me swoon
Sing… Simple as that
The O.C. Ryan and Seth Exchange
Seth: Ok good where we goin!
Ryan: Mexico
Seth: (without a beat) Good. I need Chicklets
the stories of my life.: ode to eric williams →
tubbygiggles:
eric, oh, eric
what am i going to do with you?
you let people steal my shoes and keep them for years
you have yet to bring them back, and it has brought me to tears.
i want to forgive you and shout your name from a tabletop in the COHO,
but alas, i do not want to lose hope no mo’.
i know…
F.E.A.R
false evidence appearing real.
How do people have commitment issuses?
I have non-commitment issues
“You cheated on me with choreography and that is the worse kind of cheating there...”
– Cameron (via tasxcution)
Things You Will Never Hear in the Theatre
BY THE STAGE MANAGER:
It looks as though there’ll be time for a third dress rehearsal.
Take your time getting back from break.
We’ve been ready for hours.
No, I called that perfectly the first time, let’s move on.
The headsets are working perfectly.
The cue lights are working perfectly.
The orchestra has no complaints.
The whole company is standing by whenever you...
The Domes
Mitchell: I have always wanted to know what's the shower situation at the DOMES? Like they have to bathe sometime, because I have a friend that lives there and I never see no showers......... They must have some sort of communal showers or something?
Eric: It's probably like a hidden room in the shadows with a bunch of shower heads and no privacy walls
Mitchell: Thats, disgusting, like that what animals do....
4 tags
HDE 100B: Looking back on Social Status at...
The teacher proposed to the class the question, “For elementary school students, how would they label, the most liked and the least liked?” and so this girl in my she said that the people that would be least liked are the ones that disrupt class and impede on others learning. All I have to say to her is WOW YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A LOSER! All I am saying is that people who interrupt the...
I love when...
TAMER REMEMBERS HE HAS A TUMBLR!
Early Morning Encounters Part 2
(Eric sees an old person walking down the street by Adobe a little before 4 am)
Eric: Um... good morning.
Sarah: What the hell? Old people should not be walking around at 3 am!
Eric: No, see, the old people get up at twenty minutes to 4. The ones that wake up at 4 are late.
Sarah: She's probably trying to get in line early for breakfast at Sutter.
Eric: Obvi! Gotta beat the competition!
Now he is talking about WHITE PRIVILEGE
He doesn’t know when to stop!
GOD RAMON THE WORLD IS GONNA COME AFTER YOU WHEN YOU SLEEP!
“I am just saying historically speaking white people don’t have the best...”
– Ramon
“I don’t haaaaaaaaaaaaaaate white people, I just think it’s ok if YOU...”
– Ramon
“The only good racism is when it’s against WHITE PEOPLE”
– Ramon
“Oh God, it’s this guy again.”
– Eric, about the Jack in the Box drive-thru guy (as the window was open)
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Male Seeking Male... Roommate.
Michelle: ...But, Eric, you need to have a Mexican roommate.
Eric: It's either, a Mexican roommate, or no roommate.
Michelle: But you've always had a Mexican roommate, so...
Sarah: Maybe you should take out an ad on Craigslist.
Eric: Yeah... Wanted: One Mexican roommate... slightly gay?
Sarah: Ambiguous sexual orientation a plus.
So... there goes my housing plan for next year.
broadwayninja:
In the course of one night, I have gone from upset to calm to fucked.
Great great great.
“I’ll give you head, THAT’S REAL FRIENDSHIP!”
– Tony (Skins)
N2N
I am flame and I am fire I am destruction, decay, and desire I’ll hurt you I’ll heal you
